Rhymesicle – All I Fucking Want For Christmas

All I fucking want for Christmas

is for you to leave me be,

cause I don’t want to waste my dinner

with strangers you call “family”.

Don’t have to pretend I love

people that I barely know.

Give the gift of ease

and just fucking leave me

in peace.

 

I don’t want a lot for Christmas.

I just want to be alone.

You don’t need to get me presents,

I can buy shit on my own.

Don’t need all the damn frustration

of gift giving obligation.

Every Christmas Eve

all I fucking want is

to leave.

 

I don’t want a war on Christmas,

but I will not celebrate

with an entire generation

of relatives that can’t relate.

If I don’t work nine to five,

have no husband or no wife,

college grades took quite the dive,

then they won’t value my life,

and wonder why I’d choose

not to take their Christmas

abuse.

 

Let me have my own damn Christmas

by myself or with a friend.

Want you to respect my choices

and not force me to attend

this patronizing company

who frequently will hate on me

and judge me cause I’m prone

to always spend my Christmas

alone.

 

 

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