All My Stuff

Short Stories – My stories are like fast food: quick, cheap, and unsatisfying.

Craft Beer Stories – Ever notice how reviews use eccentric language to describe something and fail to inform the consumer? I’m gonna do that, too, but in a story writing way.

Sales Pitch – Infomercial and Snake-Oil Salesman inspired content to get you satirically informed about anything I have an opinion about.

Rhymesicles – Poetry in its most basic form. Why read sophisticated prose if you can listen to how fun some words sound?

Badvice – Ever wondered how to not do something? Find out with these unhelpful guides.

Dear Video Games – An open letter review of video games. The good, the bad, and the meh.