All My Stuff

Short Stories – My stories are like fast food: quick, cheap, and unsatisfying.

Craft Beer Stories – Ever notice how reviews use eccentric language to describe something and fail to inform the consumer? I’m gonna do that, too, but in a story writing way.

Sales Pitch – From video games to puppies, I’ll say anything to get you home with one of these bad boys. This is just a bunch of fun little nonesense.

Rhymesicles – Poetry in its most basic form. Why read sophisticated prose if you can listen to how fun some words sound?